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Old 04-05-2009, 05:48 PM   #1
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So I was thinking it would be nice to sit down while you pee. I'm not talking ac slater or sitting down like a bitch. I'm talking about having a stool infront of the toilet.

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Old 04-05-2009, 05:50 PM   #2
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we put a seat in your toilet seat, so you can piss while you piss in your toilet seat.




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Old 04-05-2009, 05:51 PM   #3
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:52 PM   #5
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What happens when you get nearly done with your stream and the PSI drops?
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:52 PM   #6
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Gotta have a back on that so you can lean back and relax brother.
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:53 PM   #7
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What happens when you get nearly done with your stream and the PSI drops?
That will the need for version 2.0. I haven't got all the problems worked out yet.

But you could have a tv on the wall
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:54 PM   #8
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That will the need for version 2.0. I haven't got all the problems worked out yet.

But you could have a tv on the wall
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:54 PM   #9
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:55 PM   #10
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Old 04-05-2009, 05:55 PM   #11
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That will the need for version 2.0. I haven't got all the problems worked out yet.

But you could have a tv on the wall
I can have a TV on my wall now without trailing drops of pee on the floor.
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:00 PM   #12
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I can have a TV on my wall now without trailing drops of pee on the floor.
yeah but you're not sitting down
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:25 PM   #13
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The chair is seated in a bed of circulating, warm water that has powerful jets where your foot placeholds are. The chair is made of stainless steel, or rubber "boots" are applied to the legs of the chair.

Now, your feet get massaged in warm rejuvenating water, which depletes the issue with piss droplets, while you watch T.V. Also, the warm water adds the awesome feeling of pissing, including those oh so godly drunk beer-pisses.
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:26 PM   #14
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<-----sits down to pee
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:27 PM   #15
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Its alot cleaner that way faggots
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I like what you did with this version 2.0 upgrade
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:42 PM   #17
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In my dream bathroom I'm going to have a one-way mirror in front of the sink with a TV behind it
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:45 PM   #18
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In my dream bathroom I'm going to have a one-way mirror in front of the sink with a TV behind it
i thought you we're going to have a hidden room to watch people
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Old 04-05-2009, 06:50 PM   #19
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version 3.0 has a customized computer settings, which detects your pissing preferences, and slides the chair forward according to your "steam strength." As you slow down, the chair slides forward, leaving you with a mess free pissing experience.

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Old 04-05-2009, 06:51 PM   #20
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All you need is a glass hand tube, even cups the balls for support

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This just may make it to the archives!

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Old 04-05-2009, 06:55 PM   #22
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All you need is a glass hand tube, even cups the balls for support

fucking VD in that tube.
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