:rofl: This picture of me and T Pain didn't turn out too well. v. shitty picture of me

[Chris]

Eyes shut, ftl.

cliffs: I said I had a picture of me and Pain that was going to be emailed to me. All I had until then were shitty cell phone pics.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16726_ahfyx/Chris%20and%20Pain%208x6.jpg

[nnutth0wze]

You look like a meth addict

[Chris]

You look like a meth addict
I'm trying to quit, bro.

[Mr Plos]

nice shirt

[Shaheen Gul]

lol bro you should start taking better care of yourself

[Chris]

nice shirt
Roca Wear

[Chris]

lol bro you should start taking better care of yourself
details are overwhelming.

[F-86]

Who the fuck is T Pain? Why are you riding his cock so hard?

[Rick Ross]

:bowrofl:

[Chris]

nice shirt
I sense sarcasm, but I actually like the shirt.

[JACK OFF JILL]

:bowroflarms:

[F-86]

Am I on your IL chris?

[Chris]

Am I on your IL chris?
nope

Nobody is.

[Mr Plos]

I sense sarcasm, but I actually like the shirt.
I don't. :shrug:

[F-86]

nope

Nobody is.

Can you answer my question about who T Pain is?

[Chris]

I don't. :shrug:
I'm not trying to impress the guys.

[Chris]

Can you answer my question about who T Pain is?
He has had about 20+ songs on hip hop stations across America. I'll post some YouTube if you want.

[wekillyou]

Dude, you look like you're fucking struggling.

[F-86]

He has had about 20+ songs on hip hop stations across America. I'll post some YouTube if you want.

:cool:

Gimmie one I'll listen to it.

[Chris]

Career
2005-2006: Rappa Ternt Sanga

Rappa Ternt Sanga is the debut album by R&B singer T-Pain, released in 2005. The title is a play on the phrase "rapper turned singer," of which he has stated that he wanted to be a rapper, but turned singer instead. It has sold over 800,000 copies worldwide.

The album details the life chronicles of T-Pain, describing his inner desires towards sexuality, sensuality and the excessive consumption of cannabis. T-Pain had two US Billboard Top Ten hits with "I'm Sprung" and "I'm N Luv (With A Stripper)". Other tracks on the album include "I'm So High" a sad song which is commonly mistaken as a song about a bad high since it alludes to the use of recreational drugs. It may as well be one of T-Pain's most philosophical songs. Rappa Ternt Sanga debuted at #33 on the Billboard 200 and fell down two places to #35 the next week, the album peaked at #33. One of the leftover tracks is "You And Me", the original version of I Can't Wait. [1]

2007: Epiphany

In 2007, his second album Epiphany came out, with the singles "Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin')" featuring Yung Joc and "Bartender" featuring Akon. Both singles were in the Top 5. Epiphany debuted at the top spot of the US Billboard 200 chart,[6] and has sold about 1,000,000 units as of May 2008.[7] being the first number-one album of his career.[8] During that time, he appeared on the singles "I'm a Flirt" remix by R. Kelly with T.I., "Outta My System" by Bow Wow, "Baby Don't Go" by Fabolous, "Shawty" by Plies, "Kiss Kiss" by Chris Brown, "Low" by Flo Rida, and "Good Life" by Kanye West.

2008: Thr33 Ringz


His third album Thr33 Ringz is to be released November 11, 2008,[9] over a month after its initial release date of September 30, also his birthday. "Can't Believe It" featuring Lil Wayne is the first single; the video premiered on BET on August 26.[10] "Chopped & Skrewed" featuring Ludacris is the second single in this album. Guest appearances on Thr33 Ringz include Busta Rhymes, Bow Wow, Lil Wayne, Ludacris, DJ Khaled, Ciara, Chris Brown, Rick Ross, Kanye West and many more.[11] Pr33 Ringz is the introduction mixtape for the album, Superman was released as an unofficial single from it.

[Chris]

:cool:

Gimmie one I'll listen to it.
Search for any of the songs listed above.

[Apollo]

have you ever gotten laid? you look like the sherminator.

[Chris]

Dude, you look like you're fucking struggling.
:ugh:

[Chris]

have you ever gotten laid? you look like the sherminator.
:rofl:


Yes.

[wekillyou]

:ugh:

how can you not see it, you look like drugs have taken hold of you life and given you a serious beating.

[Chris]

how can you not see it, you look like drugs have taken hold of you life and given you a serious beating.
drug free

I'm not trying to impress the guys. Why are you judging guys anyway? :greddy:

The girls I've been with seem to not have a problem.

Plus, it's a shitty picture.

[Chris]

ib:rofl:

http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16255_35y1j/1.jpg
http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16257_piudc/2.jpg
http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16258_egfsk/3.jpg

[Apollo]

abort

[Chris]

abort
:rofl:

[wekillyou]

ib:rofl:

"T-pains dick was here"

http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16258_egfsk/3.jpg

fixed.

[F-86]

Search for any of the songs listed above.

YouTube - T-Pain Featuring Yung Joc - Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')

:rofl: Ok, I know his songs now. I used to work with a black guy that listened to that stuff.

[Chris]

fixed.
:hahano:

[Apollo]

good thing you removed that last pic of you smiling

[Chris]

good thing you removed that last pic of you smiling
The one of me with braces?


That's because I knew douches like you would say something about braces at 25 years old.

Also, I've posted that picture on here before.

[Roniii]

He looks like he is pissed to be there with such an ugly fucker.

[Chris]

He looks like he is pissed to be there with such an ugly fucker.
T never smiles when he knows he is getting his picture taken. Gotta keep the G look, bro.

[Chris]

And, again. What is up with everyone talking about a guys looks itt? :greddy: You must judge guys often if you can distinguish between ugly and good looking.

[Chevillac]

how can you not see it, you look like drugs have taken hold of you life and given you a serious beating.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


And, again. What is up with everyone talking about a guys looks itt? :greddy: You must judge guys often if you can distinguish between ugly and good looking.
:oopsie:

[Chevillac]

but, at least you got pics with him. You seem to be around rappers every now and then. Are you still not telling what you do?

[Jredrum]

The one of me with braces?


That's because I knew douches like you would say something about braces at 25 years old.

Also, I've posted that picture on here before.
You're 25?

[Jredrum]

with braces?

[Jredrum]

what, are you 13?

[Jredrum]

oh wait...no...you're 25.

[Jredrum]

carry on.

[Chris]

You're 25?
Nothing gets by you.

[invids]

he looks like a happy camper :rofl:

[Chris]

he looks like a happy camper :rofl:
He's keeping that OG look.

[Jredrum]

he looks like a happy camper :rofl:
" I hate FSU and this nerdy white boy"

[Chris]

" I hate FSU and this nerdy white boy"
:rofl:

T Pain is from Tallahassee and his favorite team is FSU.

Anything else?

Faheem Rasheed Najm, (born September 30 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_30), 1985 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985) in Tallahassee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallahassee), Florida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida))

T Pain = Tallahassee Pain.

[tryfuhl]

dang man, he looks happy to be there

[Billy Mays]

http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16726_ahfyx/Chris%20and%20Pain%208x6.jpgi guess Pain doesn't like gingers.

[wekillyou]

FSU alumni.
T-pain is a clown.
club rapper, lol.

[Chris]

Prior to becoming a solo singer, Faheem was part of the Tallahassee rap group Nappy Headz (OD, Notty Black, Nook DogG, Doeboy), allowing T-Pain to start his career as a rapper. T-Pain has said in an interview to MSNBC that Akon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon) "called me right when I went to get my application from McDonald’s". After the phone call history was made.

[oh...idk]

http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16726_ahfyx/Chris%20and%20Pain%208x6.jpg

:tard:

resemblance? lol, just your facial expression is killin it. I would like to meet t-pain though, he can buy me a drank if he'd so like.

[Renegade]

by sitting next to you he looks darker.

[Chris]

:tard:

resemblance? lol, just your facial expression is killin it.
:bowrofl:


LMAO.

[tryfuhl]

Akon would call T-Pain, I can't tell those dudes apart.

[Frankie]

you've got to be the weirdest looking fucker I've ever seen.

[Chris]

.

[Apollo]

i just realized I don't even know who T pain is

[Chris]

you've got to be the weirdest looking fucker I've ever seen.
:h5:

[Ridiculous]

haircut + facial + rejuvenated wardrobe would work wonders for you.
Same goes to nignog Tpain tho

[Chris]

haircut + facial + rejuvenated wardrobe would work wonders for you.
Same goes to nignog Tpain tho
I do need a haircut. I like my shirt. What's wrong with the shirt?

This is how my hair is normally.

http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16258_egfsk/3.jpg

[tryfuhl]

I do need a haircut. I like my shirt. Why the knock on my shirt.
bro that shit doesn't fit you

[Frankie]

:h5:
That's not something to high five over, dude. That's a reason to go to the plastic surgeon and fork out big bucks so you can start spending time with ladies instead of celebs that don't give a fuck about you.

[skunkymunky]

You are a ginger...?

[Chris]

That's not something to high five over, dude. That's a reason to go to the plastic surgeon and fork out big bucks so you can start spending time with ladies instead of celebs that don't give a fuck about you.
I get more pussy in a week than you get in a year.

You're the one judging guys. :greddy:

[Chris]

bro that shit doesn't fit you
fit as in looks? or fit as in size?

[Frankie]

I get more pussy in a week than you get in a year.
Quality > Quantity


Just because you pay for it, doesn't make it better than mine.

[Jredrum]

I get more pussy in a week than you get in a year.



Stop talking about your house cat.

[Frankie]

And why shouldn't I judge you? Isn't that what the internet is about?

[Frankie]

Stop talking about your house cat.
:mamoru:

[wekillyou]

fit as in looks? or fit as in size?

both. stop being a wigger.

[Mr. Jennings]

i dunno why people are hating so bad man, damn.
haven't people ever heard of a bad picture, you got caught w/ eyes closed not ready, fuck it

itd be awesome to meet tpain

[morrowasted]

:bowrofl:@shirt

[oh...idk]

fit as in looks? or fit as in size?

as in size. I, as a vagina, would be instantly turned off by your clothing choices. I understand the baggy "G" look, but within reason. Your shirts don't have to be Abercrombie skin tight, but it shouldn't be able to double as a dress either. I'd also suggest you clean your hair up and stand up straight (good posture is sexy).
Also, if you know you're going to meet someone famous (or t-pain famous) why wouldn't you put a little effort into getting dressed? combing your hair? etc.? :dunno:

[Chris]

Stop talking about your house cat.
the girls I get > cat > you're girl

Pics of your girl...

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/17301/moocowheff_DSCI2260.JPG?no_history

You have room to talk?

[morrowasted]

other than shirt im not going to make fun though

[Frankie]

i dunno why people are hating so bad man, damn.
haven't people ever heard of a bad picture, you got caught w/ eyes closed not ready, fuck it

itd be awesome to meet tpain

Did you miss the other pictures that were posted of this guy?

[Chris]

i dunno why people are hating so bad man, damn.
haven't people ever heard of a bad picture, you got caught w/ eyes closed not ready, fuck it

itd be awesome to meet tpain

as in size. I, as a vagina, would be instantly turned off by your clothing choices. I understand the baggy "G" look, but within reason. Your shirts don't have to be Abercrombie skin tight, but it shouldn't be able to double as a dress either. I'd also suggest you clean your hair up and stand up straight (good posture is sexy).
Also, if you know you're going to meet someone famous (or t-pain famous) why wouldn't you put a little effort into getting dressed? combing your hair? etc.? :dunno:Neither me or T Pain knew the picture was about to be taken. We weren't ready.

[Jredrum]

the girls I get > cat > you're girl

Pics of your girl...

You have room to talk?

pics of said girls.

You in the pic with them.

and not that pathetic club pic that you show that has a couple of cuties in the background.

[BStark]

You have a face for radio.

[Frankie]

the girls I get > cat > you're girl

Pics of your girl...

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/17301/moocowheff_DSCI2260.JPG?no_history

You have room to talk?

In for pics of the broad you're banging.

[oh...idk]

Neither me or T Pain knew the picture was about to be taken. We weren't ready.

In that case, I take it back.....

[oh...idk]

no, i'm kidding.

[Jredrum]

You have a face for radio.
He has braces. Can't talk for shit either I'm sure.

[skunkymunky]

You are a ginger radio DJ? you said you weren't a radio DJ... lies... you are either a radio DJ or the guy who won a contest come meet TPain.

[Jredrum]

You are a ginger radio DJ? you said you weren't a radio DJ... lies... you are either a radio DJ or the guy who won a contest come meet TPain.
I thought he worked in some sort of radio setting or promotional business or something.

[kott0n]

Seriously man, lets make 10 threads on the same shit. :ugh:

[Frankie]

You are a ginger radio DJ? you said you weren't a radio DJ... lies... you are either a radio DJ or the guy who won a contest come meet TPain.

From what I've gathered, this guy thinks he's king shit because he kicks it with celebrities. :ugh:

[Chris]

You are a ginger radio DJ? you said you weren't a radio DJ... lies... you are either a radio DJ or the guy who won a contest come meet TPain.
neither.

Pictures of me and Plies, me and Lil Wayne, etc (all posted on this forum at one time) prove I didn't win a contest (unless I somehow won three contests).

[oh...idk]

From what I've gathered, this guy thinks he's king shit because he kicks it with celebrities. :ugh:

if i kicked it with celebs i'd think i was the shit too :dunno:

[Chris]

pics of said girls.

You in the pic with them.

and not that pathetic club pic that you show that has a couple of cuties in the background.
You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg

[:werd:]

One of the whitest gingery gingers in the world standing next to one of the darkest niggas on earth...


:rofl:

[Jredrum]

Where are the pics of the chicks you bang every week bro?

[tryfuhl]

fit as in looks? or fit as in size?
both now that you mention it

[Jredrum]

You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg

:rofl: yeah that one.

trying to act like you are banging her.

on second look though i retract the cuties statement.

[telly]

t-pain is a terrible r&b singer

[Chevillac]

You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg
heh

[Chris]

:rofl: yeah that one.

trying to act like you are banging her.

on second look though i retract the cuties statement.
both of those girls > the girls in the background :rofl: > the pole in the picture > your girl.

I think everyone here would agree.

[Chya]

You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg


I think he was referring to those fine ass chocolate womenz located to your left.

[Jredrum]

I think he was referring to those fine ass chocolate womenz located to your left.
slurp slurp

[Chya]

And Smegol behind you.

[tryfuhl]

You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg

mannnn how are you in the club with a warmup jacket on bro

chillin with chick and her moms

[Jredrum]

both of those girls > the girls in the background :rofl: > the pole in the picture > your girl.

I think everyone here would agree.

I still see no pics of your said girls you bang each week dude.

[Homewrecker]

You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg

GOD DAMN :hsugh:. Either you are an extremely goofy mo fo border line downs or you just always get pictured at the most wrong time possible.

[Chris]

:rofl: at all the haters. :bowrofl:

[tryfuhl]

i've grinded up on some of the finest women (fine as in hot) in the club

it's just a dance, loosen up your hips too

[Jredrum]

:rofl: at all the haters. :bowrofl:
I don't see anyone posting anything untruthful except you :dunno:

[Chris]

I still see no pics of your said girls you bang each week dude.
Are you fucking blind? :rofl:

[Jredrum]

Are you fucking blind? :rofl:
seriously, that's your proof? :rofl::rofl:

:clap:

[Chris]

I don't see anyone posting anything untruthful except you :dunno:
You're girl looks like a dude, so I can see why you would be judging guys looks. It's ok, bro.

[tryfuhl]

I mean nothing on a personal level, but when you come up in this shit bragging, don't leave yourself susceptible ya know?

[Chris]

seriously, that's your proof? :rofl::rofl:

:clap:
What do you want? A video of us fucking?

[kott0n]

Seriously man, lets make 10 threads on the same shit. :ugh:

.

[Roniii]

^ thats rough

[Jredrum]

You're girl looks like a dude, so I can see why you would be judging guys looks. It's ok, bro.
her tits dropped after breastfeeding her kid. you used to be her biggest sackrider. don't act like you weren't. :oopsie:

[Jredrum]

What do you want? A video of us fucking?
a pic of you together. how hard is that? :rofl:

[Chris]

I mean nothing on a personal level, but when you come up in this shit bragging, don't leave yourself susceptible ya know?
No one was bragging. I said a week ago, nonchalantly in a post, that I was going to chill with T Pain and everyone on here called me a liar. They said, no pics, no proof.


I'm just posting the proof.

[Chris]

a pic of you together. how hard is that? :rofl:
I don't take pictures with girls I bring home from the club. My friend just happened to snap this.

[Jredrum]

No one was bragging. I said a week ago, nonchalantly in a post, that I was going to chill with T Pain and everyone on here called me a liar. They said, no pics, no proof.


I'm just posting the proof.
I get more pussy in a week than you get in a year.



and to you saying you hit the girls from the clubs is just :excited:

[MikeZ]

closed eyes isn't the only thing ftl :rofl:

[Chris]

her tits dropped after breastfeeding her kid. you used to be her biggest sackrider. don't act like you weren't. :oopsie:
I've been with a few girls who have had kids and I didn't need a spatula to play with their titties.

[Jredrum]

I've been with a few girls who have had kids and I didn't need a spatula to play with their titties.
obviously not with someone who had naturally smaller breast.

knowing boobs > you

[Chevillac]

both of those girls > the girls in the background :rofl: > the pole in the picture > your girl.

I think everyone here would agree.
i think you should post better pics for us to properly compare. cant even see the one in the black. She looks like she could have a gut though.

[Chris]

i think you should post better pics for us to properly compare. cant even see the one in the black. She looks like she could have a gut though.
It's my friend's camera. I only have this picture from that night.

[oh...idk]

i think you should post better pics for us to properly compare. cant even see the one in the black. She looks like she could have a gut though.

she also looks like shes' 50, who tucks a shirt into their high rise jeans in the club?

[Mr. Jennings]

Did you miss the other pictures that were posted of this guy?


yeah. oh and yes, that shirt is awful btw. get something that fits if you are going to wear a polo.

[Chris]

she also looks like shes' 50, who tucks a shirt into their high rise jeans in the club?
I guess she does.

[Jredrum]

yo yo yo

i be da nigga that chillz wit t pain and other crappy niggers

let me get up on yo for a second so i can get a pic to brag about

[oh...idk]

I guess she does.

Valid point. Did her face look as old as her body does? I'm not doggin ya, i'm just curious

[Jredrum]

how close am i?

[Chris]

yo yo yo

i be da nigga that chillz wit t pain and other crappy niggers

let me get up on yo for a second so i can get a pic to brag about
:rofl:

Jealous, much? Your posting more than anyone else in this thread. :bowrofl:

[Chya]

BRING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING HATE!

:run:

[skunkymunky]

I think he was referring to those fine ass chocolate womenz located to your left.
Blacker the berry the sweeter the juice stud.

But no nigs are gonna want ginger snap kids.

[Mr. Jennings]

oh and my feelings have changed, seeing you in a warmup jacket in a club...hahah wtf

[Chris]

Valid point. Did her face look as old as her body does? I'm not doggin ya, i'm just curious
Not that I remember. Then again, I was :beer:, so who knows.

[Chya]

yo yo yo

i be da nigga that chillz wit t pain and other crappy niggers

let me get up on yo for a second so i can get a pic to brag about

T pain is straight up classy Negro, yo.
Get it right. :ugh:


:rofl:

[Chris]

oh and my feelings have changed, seeing you in a warmup jacket in a club...hahah wtf
Because you know what the dress code of the local clubs are, right?

[telly]

this thread kinda backfired on you, chris

[Jredrum]

:rofl:

Jealous, much? Your posting more than anyone else in this thread. :bowrofl:
how does me posting make me jealous?

seriously bro, seriously

[Chris]

this thread kinda backfired on you, chris
Actually, not. This has turned into one epic thread. :bowdown:

[skunkymunky]

If this was Taking Back Sunday... TD would be so wet right now.:oopsie:

[Chris]

ibmovetothreadarchives

[Chya]

I'm actually surprised at the lack of ginger jokes.
I suppose I'll give you that one.
:h5:

[Chya]

If this was Taking Back Sunday... TD would be so wet right now.:oopsie:

Well duh.

[Jredrum]

I'm actually surprised at the lack of ginger jokes.
I suppose I'll give you that one.
:h5:
i think they were more overtaken by his down syndrome where they let them slide.

[skunkymunky]

I'm actually surprised at the lack of ginger jokes.
I suppose I'll give you that one.
:h5:


I think being a ginger is right under being born deformed/retarded.

[Chris]

i think they were more overtaken by his down syndrome where they let them slide.
:rofl: you're just pissed because I'm constantly making fun of your girl.

[skunkymunky]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/sabrehockeylw30/GingerKids.png

[Homewrecker]

i think they were more overtaken by his down syndrome where they let them slide.


:rofl::rofl:

This caretake used to show up at this bar i'd go to with some guy with downs. She'd feed him a couple shots and play his favorite song and he'd start humpin everything in sight.

[Chya]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/sabrehockeylw30/GingerKids.png


:clap:

[skunkymunky]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/KDoLo/GINGERKIDS.png

[Chris]

:rofl: at the :tard: jokes. I can't lie. That first picture is :ugh:

Hence why I put "shitty picture" in the thread title.

[skunkymunky]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u89/whyohwhyme_2007/funnies%2013/Ginger_Kids_by_niboswald.jpg

[Jredrum]

:rofl: you're just pissed because I'm constantly making fun of your girl.
you try, but you fail.

[skunkymunky]

http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/30/0928_carrot_top_3reveal_wi_fm_2.jpg

[Chris]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/KDoLo/GINGERKIDS.png

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u89/whyohwhyme_2007/funnies%2013/Ginger_Kids_by_niboswald.jpg:bowrofl:

[Jredrum]

http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/30/0928_carrot_top_3reveal_wi_fm_2.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Chevillac]

It's my friend's camera. I only have this picture from that night.
oh. oh well i guess. wasnt really that important anyway.
pic
that was uncalled for.

[Chris]

http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/30/0928_carrot_top_3reveal_wi_fm_2.jpg
:bowrofl:

[Chevillac]

http://themishmash.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/30/0928_carrot_top_3reveal_wi_fm_2.jpg
that guy looks crazy these days.

[Frankie]

both of those girls > the girls in the background :rofl: > the pole in the picture > your girl.

I think everyone here would agree.

The girl in the blue looks like she's probably fucked every black dick in town, and you can't even see the blond girl. :ugh:

And like I said before, just because you a pay a girl to fuck you, doesn't mean it's good, bro.

[skunkymunky]

I don't even care if you've met Weezy, Rick Ross, George Bush, Al Gore, T Pain, or Bill Gates.

I just don't get why you are lying and saying you aren't a radio DJ yet you are in a radio booth.

[Chris]

The girl in the blue looks like she's probably fucked every black dick in town, and you can't even see the blond girl. :ugh:

And like I said before, just because you a pay a girl to fuck you, doesn't mean it's good, bro.
Now, I pay for it? :rofl:

This is getting good.

[Chris]

I don't even care if you've met Weezy, Rick Ross, George Bush, Al Gore, T Pain, or Bill Gates.

I just don't get why you are lying and saying you aren't a radio DJ yet you are in a radio booth.
Because there is no chance I could of gone with him to the station, right?

[NPH]

dammit, I just noticed this thread! :rofl:

[Chris]

dammit, I just noticed this thread! :rofl:
There is a lot of good shit in here. I suggest you read the whole thing.

[Frankie]

Now, I pay for it? :rofl:

This is getting good.

I can't imagine any sane, worth-while woman getting naked in your presence unless you were wearing a mask or something :dunno:

You don't even come across as someone with a decent personality. I mean, I know girls will give out a pity fuck every now and then, but honestly? You find girls to give you pity fucks on the weekly?

[Chris]

I don't even care if you've met Weezy, Rick Ross, George Bush, Al Gore, T Pain, or Bill Gates.

I just don't get why you are lying and saying you aren't a radio DJ yet you are in a radio booth.
If I was the DJ, wouldn't I be on the mic? The 50+ cell phone pictures I posted earlier shows the DJ talkin on the mic.

[Chya]

What kind of things do you guys do when you hang out?

[Chris]

I can't imagine any sane, worth-while woman getting naked in your presence unless you were wearing a mask or something :dunno:
:greddy: I can't believe you judge guys. I wouldn't know an ugly dude from a good looking dude if I tried.

[Chya]

If I was the DJ, wouldn't I be on the mic? The 50+ cell phone pictures I posted earlier shows the DJ talkin on the mic.

Where're these?
I have a picture with Andy Williams... Therefore he is my best friend. :oopsie:

[Chris]

What kind of things do you guys do when you hang out?
All we did this time was goto the mall and goto the radio appearance. He'll be back when the Thr33 Ringz tour comes around and will be here for two days then. :bowdown: We'll probably head to the club/after party after the concert.

[oh...idk]

:greddy: I can't believe you judge guys. I wouldn't know an ugly dude from a good looking dude if I tried.

Yes you would, you're such a liar. Just because you're a straight guy doesn't mean you can't say some other dude is ugly or not. Stop being such a homophobe, it's 2008. You can say "that's a nice lookin man" without being a gay, it's cool dude. for real.

[Chris]

Let's see... I'm from Tallahassee. T Pain is from Tallahassee.

Any more questions?

[Frankie]

:greddy: I can't believe you judge guys. I wouldn't know an ugly dude from a good looking dude if I tried.

The fact that you're so insecure about other men, leads me to believe you tell those hookers to shove a finger in your ass when they give you head.

[Chris]

The fact that you're so insecure about other men, leads me to believe you tell those hookers to shove a finger in your ass when they give you head.
Keep judging guys, man. :rofl:

[Chris]

The fact that you're so insecure about other men, leads me to believe you tell those hookers to shove a finger in your ass when they give you head.
The fact that you are trying to come up with a good excuse as to why you are judging guys leads me to believe you are :greddy:.

[Dr. Charisma]

YouTube - T-Pain Featuring Yung Joc - Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin') (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy-nqyfR_w4)

:rofl: Ok, I know his songs now. I used to work with a black guy that listened to that stuff.
is that what passes as rap these days?

[Frankie]

Keep judging guys, man. :rofl:

Okay, I will.


You're ugly as fuck, and any woman that would touch you has serious self esteem problems or is probably so drunk she doesn't know what she's doing.


:dunno:

[Frankie]

The fact that you are trying to come up with a good excuse as to why you are judging guys leads me to believe you are :greddy:.


Is there something wrong with me liking guys, if I so choose to?

[Chris]

is that what passes as rap these days?
Not really rap or R&B. It's its own style.

[Chya]

:rofl:
Like... I don't care... But there's so many things I wanna say to poke fun.

Can I join in on the band wagon?

[Frankie]

Not really rap or R&B. It's its own style.

Yeah, they call it "shit" where I come from.

[Chris]

:rofl:
Like... I don't care... But there's so many things I wanna say to poke fun.

Can I join in on the band wagon?
Go for it. :h5:

This is great and it's killing time till I have to head out.

[Frankie]

:rofl:
Like... I don't care... But there's so many things I wanna say to poke fun.

Can I join in on the band wagon?

I've already eaten up all of the "you're incredibly ugly and no woman would ever sleep with you, you liar", but if you would like to latch onto some other aspect of this guys creepiness, go right ahead :h5:

[Apollo]

Chris is the new Chordate.

[Chya]

Go for it. :h5:

It's hilarious.


:run:

I'm gonna wait for the perfect moment. :oopsie:

[Chris]

Chris is the new Chordate.
cliffs?

[skunkymunky]

:rofl:
Like... I don't care... But there's so many things I wanna say to poke fun.

Can I join in on the band wagon?

That's all I've done...

:wavey:

[Chris]

:run:

I'm gonna wait for the perfect moment. :oopsie:
:noes:

[Dr. Charisma]

Not really rap or R&B. It's its own style.shitty isnt a style

[Chya]

I've already eaten up all of the "you're incredibly ugly and no woman would ever sleep with you, you liar", but if you would like to latch onto some other aspect of this guys creepiness, go right ahead :h5:

I was looking along the lines of calling out that this could be one of those "Make a Wish Foundation" kinda things.

I mean... They get you laid and tell celebrities to pretend to like you, right?


And just look at him, fucker HAS to be dying of AIDS or something.

[Frankie]

awww, did chris put me on his IL? That would be far too sad....

[Frankie]

I was looking along the lines of calling out that this could be one of those "Make a Wish Foundation" kinda things.

I mean... They get you laid and tell celebrities to pretend to like you, right?


And just look at him, fucker HAS to be dying of AIDS or something.

:bowrofl: I like you. You're funny.

[bigdickmcgee]

AH, AH HAHAH, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[Chris]

awww, did chris put me on his IL? That would be far too sad....
I've never ignore listed anyone. Why would I start now?

[bigdickmcgee]

you were ragging on 2 year old pics of me when you look like THAT

[bigdickmcgee]

you look like a cheesy puff with downsyndrome decided to get pregnant and then inject heroin during the second trimester

[skunkymunky]

I was looking along the lines of calling out that this could be one of those "Make a Wish Foundation" kinda things.

I mean... They get you laid and tell celebrities to pretend to like you, right?


And just look at him, fucker HAS to be dying of AIDS or something.


I bet Gingers get more then one make a wish thing... just for being a dirty no pussy getting ginger...:squint:

[Chris]

I was looking along the lines of calling out that this could be one of those "Make a Wish Foundation" kinda things.

I mean... They get you laid and tell celebrities to pretend to like you, right?


And just look at him, fucker HAS to be dying of AIDS or something.
:rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl:

[Jredrum]

Let's see... I'm from Tallahassee. T Pain is from Tallahassee.

Any more questions?
Now you're trying to say that you know him personally? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[bigdickmcgee]

do you have an actual disease? :bowrofl: how can you look like that dude

[Dr. Charisma]

Let's see... I'm from Tallahassee. T Pain is from Tallahassee.

Any more questions?tallahassee huh. that explains a lot.

[Frankie]

I've never ignore listed anyone. Why would I start now?

You didn't answer my question about whether or not it's okay for me to like dick :dunno:

[bigdickmcgee]

im out but holy fucking A you can never talk shit again :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

[Chris]

im out but holy fucking A you can never talk shit again :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
:h5: fair enough

[Chris]

You didn't answer my question about whether or not it's okay for me to like dick :dunno:
If that is your preference, then whatever. It's not my life.

[Frankie]

If that is your preference, then whatever. It's not my life.

Well, I do like dick. So there.










:oopsie:

[Chya]

:rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl: :rofl: :bowrofl:

It's not that funny, fag. :squint:


:love:

[Chris]

It's not that funny, fag. :squint:


:love:
Actually, I was seriously laughing out loud when I read. It's pretty fucking hilarious.

[tryfuhl]

Because you know what the dress code of the local clubs are, right?
it ain't about what the code is bro

also, not a good club if they allow that

[Chya]

I bet Gingers get more then one make a wish thing... just for being a dirty no pussy getting ginger...:squint:


I remember a ginger kid tried getting me into bed by telling me that ginger dicks taste like Cheetos.

I mean, that's almost as outlandish as something as far fetched as a ginger knowing a nigger. :ugh:

[Chris]

I remember a ginger kid tried getting me into bed by telling me that ginger dicks taste like Cheetos.:rofl: :ugh:

[Jredrum]

it ain't about what the code is bro

also, not a good club if they allow that
It's NC...what kind of dress code could they have? :mamoru:

[Chris]

I mean, that's almost as outlandish as something as far fetched as a ginger knowing a nigger. :ugh:90% of my friends are black.

[skunkymunky]

I remember a ginger kid tried getting me into bed by telling me that ginger dicks taste like Cheetos.

I mean, that's almost as outlandish as something as far fetched as a ginger knowing a nigger. :ugh:

did you get sherminated?

You seem to worried about your image to fuck a ginger.

[tryfuhl]

The fact that you're so insecure about other men, leads me to believe you tell those hookers to shove a finger in your ass when they give you head.
wiggers are kinda insecure about that shit man

[daballer2005]

u are fucken ugly


no homo



:rofl:

[skunkymunky]

90% of my friends are black.

Ginger Eminems... it's a new flavor.

[oh...idk]

Yes you would, you're such a liar. Just because you're a straight guy doesn't mean you can't say some other dude is ugly or not. Stop being such a homophobe, it's 2008. You can say "that's a nice lookin man" without being a gay, it's cool dude. for real.

.

[tryfuhl]

Chris is the new Chordate.
OH SHIT :eek5:

[Chris]

OH SHIT :eek5:
cliffs? I'm out of the loop on Chordate.

[Jredrum]

90% of my friends are black.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tryfuhl]

I was looking along the lines of calling out that this could be one of those "Make a Wish Foundation" kinda things.

I mean... They get you laid and tell celebrities to pretend to like you, right?


And just look at him, fucker HAS to be dying of AIDS or something.


ngas takin it personal, shit ain't that srs

[tryfuhl]

I remember a ginger kid tried getting me into bed by telling me that ginger dicks taste like Cheetos.

I mean, that's almost as outlandish as something as far fetched as a ginger knowing a nigger. :ugh:
ginger and nigger are anagrams :eek3:

[Frankie]

ginger and nigger are anagrams :eek3:

Why am I not surprised :rofl:

[Chris]

ginger and nigger are anagrams :eek3:
:rofl:

[tryfuhl]

It's NC...what kind of dress code could they have? :mamoru:
i'm in central/swva

every club that's opened here ended up shutting down unless they enforced a dress code

shame because there was one really nice one, but it was in walking distance of the "hood"

[Jredrum]

ginger and nigger are anagrams :eek3:
http://smiliesftw.com/x/bigcrunks.gif

[tryfuhl]

cliffs? I'm out of the loop on Chordate.
you're not 100% like him

but he was the type i have so much money, i know this person, that person

but he left himself really open to criticism with his pictures.. and it ended up all being daddies, he was still ballin, just not on his own like he claimed

[Chris]

you're not 100% like him

but he was the type i have so much money, i know this person, that person

but he left himself really open to criticism with his pictures.. and it ended up all being daddies, he was still ballin, just not on his own like he claimed
:rofl: I remember that! OT, right?

He posted pics of his dad's cars and shit and someone found out and called his dad?

[sUrface]

why does it look like you have mad herps around your mouth?

[Frankie]

why does it look like you have mad herps around your mouth?

Because the only girls he can get, he has to pay for.

[Light Speed]

straight

[netkilla]

I feel horrible that the picture came out bad, specially since it was with your hero..
I opened your eyes, removed your acne and made you smile.. no problem..

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5550/chrisandpain8x6gt4.jpg

[DanieLLe]

This thread is very long, why?

[FRIZL]

LOL^

[Rx7]

You mean this one?

They don't look in the background to me.



http://www.nnuploads.com/files/16727_lflly/me111.jpg

those girls aren't too good looking dude haha

[netkilla]

This thread is very long, why?
i have no idea, i looked through it and didnt find anything that warranted the lenght lulz

[killafornia]

chris is a kingpin i dont give a fuck what any of you say

[Epitofme]

Wow.

[Light Speed]

I feel horrible that the picture came out bad, specially since it was with your hero..
I opened your eyes, removed your acne and made you smile.. no problem..

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5550/chrisandpain8x6gt4.jpgwtf teletubbie :rofl:

[Chya]

did you get sherminated?

You seem to worried about your image to fuck a ginger.

I'm almost full blood Irish and I wouldn't let a ginger fuck me.
I'm honestly scared to death of red pubic hair.

[netkilla]

I'm almost full blood Irish and I wouldn't let a ginger fuck me.
I'm honestly scared to death of red pubic hair.
arent you a ginger in disguise?

[Chya]

ngas takin it personal, shit ain't that srs

You missed the part where I asked to jump on the band wagon.
I mean none of this personally. :)

I seriously don't give a hoot and a holler about internet folks. :mamoru:

And my love for everyone abounds, so it's all good.

[Chya]

arent you a ginger in disguise?


:oopsie:



Yush.

[Light Speed]

http://www.hdosport.com/prodimages/copy/Oakley-T-Pain-Oil-Rig-Sunglasses-Polished-White--Black-Iridium.jpg

[Chya]

But the carpet def don't match the drapes.
I have almost auburn/brown hair.