How to assemble a badass lunch.

[NickS]

To start off, a badass lunch must consist of at LEAST four things.

-main course
-"munchie"
-sweet/snack
-good ass drink

Fruit, and or more snacks/munchies are optional and in plenty of cases recommended.

First things first. You must have a good main course. Things that qualify as good are a burger (or three), a nice ass sandwich (meat+cheese req'd), or anything else like that. Pasta, chicken, you get the idea.

Secondly, a munchie. If having something like a sandwich or a burger, chips and or fries are necessary. Something like pasta, bread+butter, whatever.

Third, a sweet/snack. I have a sweet tooth, so do you probably. A brownie, a few cookies, icecream, donut, pastry, whatever. THIS IS KEY.

Fourth, but not last, a drink. Something refreshing. Water is always nice (ice cold), Pepsi, etc.

Onto the optional stuff. Fruit is optional, and sometimes nice. More snacks/munchies are a good idea too. A cheese stick, a snackpack, etc. These all qualify.

For a perfect example, my lunch today.

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The ingredients for the sandwich. Spicy italian capicola, provolone cheese, italian bread w/sesames, lettuce and Jack Daniels spicy mustard.

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SPREAD THOSE CONDIMENTS. I cant stand it when people make sandwiches and just draw shapes with the mustard. It tastes like SHIT. Spreading the stuff makes all the difference.

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Three pieces of meat, folded. Could use more if you wanted.

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2 pieces of cheese, ripped in two.

If you havent noticed you want shit even. You don't want to take one bite and get all mustard and cheese and the next bite be meat and bread. Fuck that shit.

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Add some crunch nigga. Lettuce is good on almost any sandwich, and it's good for you too if you care. You could also substitute lettuce with Lays chips on most sandwiches.

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Cutting is optional. I like to.

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And finally, everything. Spicy nacho Doritos, one of those pre-packaged brownies w/nuts, some grapes, my sandwich and a Monster. This, is a badass lunch made in five minutes with simple shit around the house.


On a parting note, if you havent noticed, I pretty much have every single food group represented here as well. :)

Thanks for viewing, enjoy your future lunches nngers.

[njmax]

:ugh:

[iridium130]

:ugh:

QFT

:ugh:

[scotsman]

:rofl: lettuce good for you.

[kinggovernor]

another great thread from NN :ugh:

[Marmot]

White bread ftl

[camrytt]

looks good to me :shrug:

[kingtoad]

:rofl:

[empanada]

looks good to me :shrug:

agreed. not an everyday thing but def has it's charm.

[MikeZ]

jesus :rofl:

[vietnow]

:rofl:

[DamnShaneIsThatU]

Crust.

[blue_fox]

lol badass lunch. this reminded me of that meme where an object like green peppers has a lot of "fuck yeah you want this! that's a fucking green pepper" or something

[ALTIERI11]

aww brownie aww


haven't seen that shit since middle school

[Hellcouldbworse]

Lettuce is good for you, so since you're eating well, you might as well eat this fucking brownie and drink a monster.

[Skoles]

No fucking tomatoes? No seasonings? No toasting? No pickles?

You went full retard with this EDU.

[NickS]

Fuck tomatoes with capicola. This is just a basic guide, go fuck off, make whatever sandwich you want.

[Skoles]

FUCK YOUUUUUUU AND YOUR FOO-FOO SANG'WICH!

It's all sides and no main.

[Rooster]

Lettuce is good for you, so since you're eating well, you might as well eat this fucking brownie and drink a monster.

Iceberg lettuce has no nutritional value.

[GFlem]

Lettuce is good for you, so since you're eating well, you might as well eat this fucking brownie and drink a monster.




:roflwerd:

[GFlem]

Should have taken pictures of last week's meal.

Had virginia honey ham and 2 strips of lean bacon on a double-decker sandwich with romaine lettuce, homegrown beefsteak tomato, vidalia onion, a bit of miracle whip spread and the Jack Daniels horseradish mustard, a side of homegrown cherry tomatoes, a kosher dill pickle, and a glass of iced tea.

i cummed myself like thrice.

[DanieLLe]

I personally dont like mustard on my sammies, but it looks good. I would add a tomato, and mayo.

[NickS]

Maybe I will next time, but the mustard stays. :)

[Tel Lie Vision]

that actually looks pretty good

[NickS]

Indeed, looks fresh dunnit?

[tryfuhl]

i'm drunk and lol'ing like a mofo